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This profile is a compilation of fictional fact...or is that factual fiction. No matter, the names, places and incidents are products of my imagination or are used fictionally and are not to be construed as real, except in my own mind. Any resemblance to actual events, locals, organizations, or persons, living or dead (or wish were) is entirely coincidental...at least that's the story I'm sticking to.
WARNING
The pictures and accounts of this profile are the property of the National Football League. Any use of or mention of this profile without expressed conscent of the New Jersey Turnpike Commission and Ernest and Julio Gallo is prohibited.
DISCLAIMER
Recent studies have found that FizzEd causes laughter in laboratory rats. The Surgeon General hereby suggests that Ed is less hazardous to your health than diet soda, cigarettes, or a roomful of life insurance salesmen.
Nope. Not a couple of tacos short of a combo platter. I can assure you that my piano has a full set of keys. I just choose to tune it a bit differently.
ALRIGHTY THEN
Now that all the legal mumbo jumbo is out of the way I may as well add a little about myself. Here's one of many fantastic references that should have my phone ringing off the hook to work for years to come.
"This guy's a left handed, blonde rooted, beach bum, occasionally calling a sailboat home, working in the Arts playing make believe all day while being surrounded by reality but apparently not effected by it.
"That oughta do it."
..........................................................................................................................................................COPYRIGHT 2012
This profile is a compilation of fictional fact...or is that factual fiction. No matter, the names, places and incidents are products of my imagination or are used fictionally and are not to be construed as real, except in my own mind. Any resemblance to actual events, locals, organizations, or persons, living or dead (or wish were) is entirely coincidental...at least that's the story I'm sticking to.
WARNING
The pictures and accounts of this profile are the property of the National Football League. Any use of or mention of this profile without expressed conscent of the New Jersey Turnpike Commission and Ernest and Julio Gallo is prohibited.
DISCLAIMER
Recent studies have found that FizzEd causes laughter in laboratory rats. The Surgeon General hereby suggests that Ed is less hazardous to your health than diet soda, cigarettes, or a roomful of life insurance salesmen.
Nope. Not a couple of tacos short of a combo platter. I can assure you that my piano has a full set of keys. I just choose to tune it a bit differently.
ALRIGHTY THEN
Now that all the legal mumbo jumbo is out of the way I may as well add a little about myself. Here's one of many fantastic references that should have my phone ringing off the hook to work for years to come.
"This guy's a left handed, blonde rooted, beach bum, occasionally calling a sailboat home, working in the Arts playing make believe all day while being surrounded by reality but apparently not effected by it.
"That oughta do it."
..........................................................................................................................................................COPYRIGHT 2012